It’s getting bad out there… The Clown Swine, who are newly discovered genetic mutations of the Clown Hippos, have captured Ellis Island and the Statue of Liberty and are now partying in New York Harbor. All cruises have been suspended until further notice.
If you see a clown swine, RUN. If they capture you it’s all over.
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